A T-shirt is more than a piece of apparel. It is your personal billboard and art gallery, a way to say something to every person who dares to look at you, even (or especially) people you’d otherwise never consider speaking to. The right message can spark up conversations between strangers, ignite lifelong loves and friendships, and get you kicked out of that boring math lecture.
The beauty of an ironic cool retro T-shirt is that you can flash the creativity and humor of the designer, and get all the credit for the cleverness.
Just wearing a T-shirt is a statement. Long a symbol of non-conformity, perhaps the most appealing feature of the design is incompatibility with a necktie. The freedom to define what appears across your chest is unknown in the stiff world of corporate boardrooms, armies, and the uniformed masses of identically clad service workers who every day let someone tell them how to dress in exchange for a meager paycheck.
Even if you happen to be one of these unfortunates, hopefully the weekend offers you the chance to pick out your own clothes. Some choose to use it to give free advertising to favorite band or product. Others devote that space to political or philosophical messages.
We Morons, however, have weakness for the weird, like this hysterical Head Zeppelin Funny Heavy Metal Rock T-Shirt. Reminds me of that guy we let crash on the couch because he really knows his licks.
Are you an Adrenaline Junkie? Was your family kidnapped by ninjas? No matter what the special needs of you twisted sense of humor, among these unique designs there will surely be something that speaks from the depths of your misunderstood soul.
Tired of getting bothered by every boob in the bar checking out your boobs? Let them see this Speak to the Hand Funky Women’s T-shirt when they try to sneak a peak while angling to drop a pick up line. Ladies, you don’t have to put up with these jerks! Now, you won’t even have to waste your breath on them.