Support a Moron!

So, you've probably been asking yourself, "How can I help those dorks at Book of Moron get a life?"

Well, we can't go anywhere until at least a million of you have visited and in some way contributed to enriching our PayPal account; therefore, in kindness to you, our reader, we have devised a handy list of the ways that you can support Book of Moron and the Church of the Mountain's Daughter of Latter-Day Pranksters.

#1. Splatter our Banner! This will cost you only a few pixels. 468 x 60 to be exact. Display the Book of Moron banner. Put it on your website, your blog, your MySpace, your local tavern bathroom wall, (preferably right above the toilet paper) but please include the clickable link so that others may visit and taste the madness.

Copy and paste the appropriate code into your corner of the web.

Book of Moron - Irreverent Satire and Parody

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If for some reason you are not able or willing (why not?!) to post an animated gif, you may post the still frame jpg version below:

Book of Moron - Irreverent Satire and Parody

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...or, if you're really tight with your virtual real estate you can use this simple 125x125 pixel button (perfect for sidebars) The Book of Moron

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or even text: Book of Moron : Irreverent Satire and Parody

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And, of course, feel free to blog about us.

2. Subscribe! See that swanky RSS logo at the top of the side bar? Use it! Also 100% free and, as a bonus, you'll be alerted whenever we choose to impose some idiocy on the world. Subscribe to the RSS feed.

3. Bookmark us! See the other neat logo beneath the RSS button? Use it to pump our articles on popular bookmarking sites. You can also use those sweet little icons where it says Share and Enjoy at the bottom of this and every other post.
Be sure to bookmark every single post to each of your Social Bookmarking communities.

4. Or if that's too much, you can just donate to our biodiesel / coffee fund to keep the carnival bus rolling on the road. Yes, we really do live in a converted church bus powered by all-natural biodiesel.

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6 Comments so far

  1. guitar hero cheats February 2nd, 2008 10:39 pm

    Have you read John Krakower’s book Under the Banner of Heaven? It’s a hoot, scary though. I really wasn’t familiar with John Smith before reading it. Get it out of the library or buy a copy.

  2. umer February 21st, 2008 5:45 am

    I want to say, your blog is absolutely superb.
    I like to die as a president of America.I want very famous before Dying….:)

  3. Christine Marcinkowski April 6th, 2008 6:35 pm

    Several years ago I fell in love with the most amazing person that the universe has ever known. I forced her out of my life and this is my attempt to set right what went wrong because I am a moron.

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  5. present gifts November 10th, 2009 12:41 pm

    I am desperately searching for God. I am mormon, but i don’t feel it is the right religion for me. How do i disprove the Book of Mormon.

  6. Jeremy Jatho July 30th, 2010 11:52 pm

    Just proves the old adage. It’s an ill wind that blows no good. – I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. – W.C.Filelds 1880-1955

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