Off the beaten paths ~ No Way by Ram Tzu

Whatever your beliefs… Ram Tzu will find a way to disabuse you of them. This hysterical anti-Tao combines mystical satire and a firm disavowal of all truths.

No Way by Ram Tzu

An irreverent guru being channeled through a Southern California cynic, Ram Tzu sets the very idea of wisdom on its ass.

“If you are serious in your pursuit of enlightenment you are in for a rough ride. Ram Tzu does not coddle. His truths are self evident to some and heresy even blaspheme to others.

The pages of this book are filled with incredibly funny and intelligent paradox, that is all the more stunning because it is delivered at the most dizzying heights of mankind’s most cherished beliefs.

Ram Tzu is a Zen Master’s Master. And like a Zen Master of old if the Student is blinded by his own flame the Master smacks him, on occasion. Ram Tzu laughs at you… But only when you need laughing at. An example form the book: Ram Tzu knows this…You indulge in self improvement… and…All you have to show for it is an improved self.’

If this makes you mad you missed the point. Losing the self is the point not improving it. This book is not for the pious, those that take themselves too seriously.

To the truly enlightened, nothing is sacred. Ram Tzu is truly Enlightened.”

“This book will slap you back into your senses. To quote from the book: You are your own worst enemy. Ram Tzu is your friend, so he will have to kill you to save you from yourself.’

* Quoted material from Amazon Reviews
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45 Comments so far

  1. New Age Book Worm August 12th, 2007 12:53 pm

    The path to enlightenment is covered with bovine feces.

  2. Aaron September 1st, 2007 11:51 am

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  3. shard-borne extreme October 18th, 2007 4:37 am

    The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian; while on the other hand, arms like laws discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. The same balance would be preserved were all the world destitute of arms, for all would be alike; but since some will not, others dare not lay them aside… Horrid mischief would ensue were one half the world deprived of the use of them… THOMAS PAINE, I Writings of Thomas Paine at 56 (1894)

  4. earth-vexing circulation October 18th, 2007 9:30 am

    When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe? — Quentin Crisp

  5. wayward chat October 19th, 2007 7:27 am

    Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife — James H Kabbler III

  6. saucy sense October 21st, 2007 4:54 pm

    The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently — Friedrich Nietzsche

  7. Shrieking person October 22nd, 2007 4:08 am

    No mention of God They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do They know it puts people off — Alan Bennett

  8. Online printing October 23rd, 2007 10:49 am

    Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead — James Thurber

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  23. MC June 24th, 2009 3:31 am

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  24. Advice for women July 10th, 2009 6:10 am

    “Whatever your beliefs… Ram Tzu will find a way to disabuse you of them. This hysterical anti-Tao combines mystical satire and a firm disavowal of all truths.”

    Wow! This is a very promising book…is this on its way of becoming the holy book of Morons?

  25. zahnzusatz August 13th, 2009 3:01 am

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  28. lisa August 24th, 2009 10:56 am

    Ram Tzu will kill you to save yourself. How powerful! This is so sure to change your world totally. Hope the book avoids controversies.

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  30. perde modelleri September 10th, 2009 7:22 am

    The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian; while on the other hand, arms like laws discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property.

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  32. joke religion November 23rd, 2009 10:25 pm

    Where can I read more about Ram Tsu?

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  35. Issac Cruise June 7th, 2010 4:25 am

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  40. Schedule October 30th, 2010 3:54 am

    No Way by Ram Tzu. I loved the blog post!

  41. generation January 12th, 2011 2:51 pm

    This is a great book by Ram Tzu. I highly recommend it.

  42. Queen D February 14th, 2011 12:15 am

    Ram Tzu is a jerk who I love very much

  43. toasty redhead May 28th, 2011 1:20 pm

    I never thought of it that way, well put!

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  45. Young September 28th, 2014 4:48 am

    Hi there! This article couldn’t be written much better!
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