Sanity through Zanity

From elephants on LSD to Superman body-painting with a rip in the ass-crack, there is nothing like weird news to bring life to an otherwise dry day online. This is how I keep my sanity while working on the internet 10 hours a day.

I go completely insane.

What with three of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse hanging out in Badagag Saloon, fires, flood, and human devastation, there’s a lot of muck to wade through in order to find what I really want: pictures of mangled skateboarders with their heads inserted literally up their ass.

Fortunately, the web is getting wierder every day. Very strange people and perfectly normal animals performing acts of supreme stupidity proliferate in every corner of the net, especially among the “YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo” crowd.

There are also some great humor forums that are worth looking in on a daily basis. The nuttiest of the net surface with the strangest comedy in these havens of madness.

As far as I’m concerned, there are 11 types of people in the world…those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

So in between agitating for worldwide reform and wrestling with mod_rewrite, I schedule some real productive time…screwing off on joke sites and hunting down ironic images.
Forget Prozac, Xanax and even Viagra. Doctors should prescribe these websites for what ails you. You might die anyway, but you die laughing!

Mostly I check-out weird news and funny pics but sometimes I look though online entertainment directories for new ideas. Just like an apple a day keeps the doctor away, I believe a few ripples of laughter a day keep the shrink away!

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2 Comments so far

  1. Im_cool April 12th, 2008 1:48 am

    I’ve been looking for a good laugh! Thaaanks.
    and it’s true- a laugh a day keeps the loony bin away. 🙂

  2. Village December 17th, 2009 2:57 pm

    Have you accepted the free gift of sanity through intelligence, education and critical thinking?

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