And now, on the lighter side…how would you like to die?

mental1.jpgHave you ever desperately wanted to end it all, but stopped short because you still had that final message to the world? A last screw-you to you-know-who?

Afraid take the plunge because instead of making everyone sorry, no one will even know or care why?

Well, they still won’t care, but you can leave your funny famous last words, just as if you had done something noteworthy and memorable with your life.

Thanks to the miracle of the internet, you can now speak your peace and get out-at LolDead.com

Of course, no one around here actually advocates suicide. If you wander around humor sites looking for psychiatric help, though, you need…well…psychiatric help.

If, instead, you came to satisfy a deep inner sickness and deep-seated need to cackle like a hyena at the Angel of Death…leave your electronic epitaph at LolDead.com

Of course, it’s not necessary to die now. In fact, we recommend putting it off for a few years. You never know. You might win the lottery or fall in love. Stay in the game. But let’s cut to the chase-how do you want the game to end?

You can get a jump on the procrastinators by planning your death now, making sure your hopes and dreams for that Final Voyage are fully documented for the Grim Reaper, who I understand has become an avid subscriber to the RSS feed.

It’s a little like those letters kids send to Santa Claus-except instead of listing a bunch of worthless junk that you’ll get tired of in a few minutes, you are making a wish list for eternity.

The hell with diamonds. Death is forever.

With four easy questions (we’re not making any assumptions about your ability to take tests…but this one’s a breeze), you can define your dreams and desires for the perfect demise.

Completely lacking in legal status and seriousness, LolDead lets you leave your last message to the world…even if you plan on sticking around for another 50 years.

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2 Comments so far

  1. Jon March 7th, 2008 5:18 am

    I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep.

    The deaths that scare me the most, ignoring scary stuff you see in the movies, would be drowning. Even worse would be drowning in a confined space, such as an underwater cave. Hmmm… I’m never going diving again!

  2. Funny Websites December 26th, 2009 6:39 pm

    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
    Scott Adams

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